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var ar = new Array("You need to be selfish today. You have limited resources for spending on personal recreation and your loved ones may try to push you into doing what they want, rather than what you need. If you are going out to a movie tonight, go to the \"Multiplex\" and let everyone see whatever movie they want.", 
"You will be a wild tornado of energy today, throwing things together, then tearing them apart, getting that mountain of chores and paperwork down to a molehill again. You may find that there is a benefit from all the activity, you will give your heart muscles a much-needed workout.", 
"You will be focused on getting your job done, whether you work a regular job, own a small business or work at home. Getting the chores out of the way will make room and time for loved ones or relatives who visit unexpectedly. You may soon be hearing good news about retirement plans.", 
"Your love life gets interesting today. If you get wrapped up in shared values, debts, and financial obligations, you are likely to have disputes or arguments. If you focus on friendships and affection instead, you may have a warm moment together this evening.", 
"Your love life brings blessings and challenges today. You are idealizing your significant other though, and will have to come to the realization that they are just as human as anyone else you know. If you are disappointed, ask yourself if your expectations were fair or realistic.", 
"Your workplace or home business could benefit from new people, investment capital or a business loan, but you may have to take on partners or train new employees. There will be opportunities that are brought in with new blood, though. Financial partnership are lucky today.", 
"Your investment plans and career goals are not always on the same path, but there will be opportunities from one today that can enhance the other. You may be hearing of options or shared ownership plans, and there is good news coming about benefits packages.", 
"Disagreements and arguments over travel or vacation plans are possible today. There are delays along the highway as you make your way from one place to another. You may be distracted, especially if you spot a big \"open house\" sign on that house you have been eyeing.", 
"The time you spend learning or surfing today will pay off beyond your wildest dreams. Through accident or design, you learned what you needed to know to impress the dickens out of the right person. Writing it all down, and getting them to sit still to listen to it, that will be the tricky part.", 
"Some time spent learning or surfing will pay off today. Through synchronicity, accident or design, you learned what you needed to know in order to impress just the right person who is in a position of authority, and who is predisposed to your ideas.", 
"You have a powerful presence today, but you come across as a little overbearing, especially with the males in your workplace. They may see you as a threat. It may be because of unexpected good news you recently received about your title or paycheck.", 
"Your compassion for others may put you in a vulnerable position today. You may be frustrated with a family member\'s judgmental attitude. Someone has made it a little too plain that they disapprove of your lifestyle, wardrobe or personal habits.", 
"You are examining your career and are asking the age-old question \"Is it enough?\" The truth is, it isn\'t completely what you wanted. You do have a choice, stay and bring more of what you need into your current path, or set out on a new course.", 
"Friends and lovers are the main focus of the day. You may be thinking about formalizing a relationship, moving to the next stage, or finding a mate to spend your future with. You have an idealistic, romantic air about you that others find attractive.", 
"Friends and companions bring opportunities to travel, or it may be you\'ll have to make a trip to visit someone. There is a tendency to drive a little too fast reflected in your chart. Be careful. Be on the lookout for sneaky little radar traps!", 
"Proceed carefully and pay attention to the facts rather than following your intuition. This does not mean that your gut feeling is automatically wrong, but you could benefit from a second glance at your first impression. You may decide on a better course of action.", 
"Your intuition is dead on target today. You need a new source of funding to help out with a home improvement project, and will pull a magical miracle out of thin air. Just picture what you want to do in your mind, then let go, and let it come to you.", 
"You are not thinking too clearly today. Your subconscious motivations are more in control than your rational mind. Keep this in mind when you are out driving or when working on personal paperwork. You are spending time thinking about your love life today.", 
"You may get criticism about your personal appearance today that sets you off in search of a makeover. This could turn out to be a much-needed boost to your mood and confidence, but you might go way over the top in your search for something impracticable and unreachable.", 
"You may be torn between a book, lecture, or class purely for fun and something aimed at improving your career. Haven\'t you been working just a little too hard lately anyway? Is there any good reason you can\'t have a little fun while you learn?", 
"Your intuition is telling you that someone is trying to pull a fast one. Listen to that insistent inner voice, because it could save you from losing money to some smooth talker who is trying to take advantage of your generosity and trusting nature.", 
"A financial secret could be your secret weapon for getting someone\'s help in your career or social ambitions. Be very careful. While you could accomplish your objective, you may find that the story comes out later in the future to bite you in the bottom.", 
"The telephone is ringing off the hook today, and this time around you are getting some strange calls. Telephone sales people selling weird gizmos are one possibility, gossipy friends and siblings are another. Call display could save your sanity today.", 
"You\'ll be considering a trip of some kind soon. A streak of good fortune could facilitate a trip, but make sure you plan things carefully. Other people may get in the way with unreasonable requests. They may be feeling stressed because of power struggles in their workplace.", 
"You will likely be surrounded by relatives and loved ones today. If you need help with a home renovation project, you might be able to get assistance by setting up a group that goes to a different member\'s house each week to potluck, gossip and work on each other\'s houses.", 
"You may be called on by a relative to help with home repairs or renovations, but you may both be better off to pay for a contractor, especially if power tools or electrical repairs are involved. You\'ll be all thumbs today, and could end up making things worse.", 
"If you are a parent, your kids are likely begging for some expensive arts or craft supplies today. You may be able to turn this into a lesson about money-handling if you are creative and positive in how you approach it. If you are not a parent, your love life could be complicated today.", 
"Find a friend and get out for a little fun. You deserve time off to have a moment of pleasure. You don\'t always have to have practical purposes hidden behind your little adventures, do you? If there is no one immediately handy, strike out on your own to play.");

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