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var ar = new Array("Your body is crying out for a hot tub of warm water. You really want to do nothing more than relax, but your mind is playing stress games on you. Put those worries aside - you can\'t do anything about these problems until they get here, and most of them never arrive.", 
"There are challenges and opportunities hitting you in the \"love life sectors\" right now. You may be surrounded with ardent admirers, but it may be a challenge to get enough time away from your career so you can follow up on the interest they are expressing.", 
"Invest in time together with your significant other. You find it pays off with unexpected rewards. You have a lot of physical energy today and want to spend time on your loved ones. Your spouse or partner is crying out with the strongest need for your attention.", 
"You won\'t be seeing things too clearly today where it comes to shared expenses. If you are married, it might be a good idea to look in the Yellow Pages for an investment and relationship counselor rolled up in one. Don\'t make any major new steps today.", 
"You will be going through bills when you discover information that leads you to make important changes. You might find an extra bill or two in the pile, but right under that is a check you didn\'t see before. You may have confusion in dealing with bank accounts.", 
"You have a lucky break coming as a result of a trip or vacation. You may be able to take a long overdue and much anticipated vacation that you could not afford before, be given a special business trip you wanted. You may even win a portion of travel expenses.", 
"Opportunities are flowing from information you obtained recently. You will find yourself in a position of authority as a result of knowledge and wisdom that you have sought out at the local bookstore or library. Travel planning brings interesting opportunities.", 
"Your career horizons are expanding, and you may be drawn to unusual ideas or new ways of communicating. It\'s a wonderful day to work on outstanding paperwork, or to plan for a serious upgrade to the computer or telecommunications technology you count on for your productivity.", 
"You may be hearing about a promotion or a job offer. You will feel that you only want to take on responsibilities that feed the soul. Be careful when making big changes, because you want to be certain that you get more than mere financial benefit.", 
"Career opportunities are featured in your chart today. You may find that coworkers do not share your enthusiasm for your \"project du jour\". You can lead these horses to water, but you can\'t make them drink. You have to follow your own path feel today.", 
"You have worries about a friend\'s well being early today. By the afternoon, you will discover that everyone was all worked up for nothing, and you can finally enjoy your day. Even if there are some challenges, there is nothing that can be done right now, you may as well enjoy yourselves.", 
"Your telephone will be ringing off the hook today. The people you associate with financially or in business tend to be unreasonable while friends and companions are more supportive. Someone you are close to is the brick that you can count on to hold together no matter what.", 
"You may be considering going back to school or taking a class at night school soon. It would not be surprising to find you in a comfortable chair, surrounded by books, planning out your future. You feel the need to challenge your mind today.", 
"Follow your intuition today. A hunch could lead you to discover great value. If you are not keeping a journal, now is an ideal time to start a rewarding habit. You will find that your ideas are well worth saving, you can learn a lot from brainstorming ideas on paper.", 
"Today you count on your intuition, your heart\'s voice, but your head\'s voice keeps getting in your way. There is a battle between the old and new happening in your life. Strength and innovation comes from change, not from holding onto the old guard.", 
"You just want to lay around and have a good time today, but circumstances may not support a desire for self-indulgent relaxation. That won\'t be too great a problem though, because that hard work you may be forced to do could pay off in rewards.", 
"You are concerned about taking on a new leadership role right now, either because you fear your power, or you fear the changes this could bring into your life. If you are put into a position of authority now it will be because you have earned it.", 
"Family and friends are a bit grumpy right now, and nothing you say seems to change their minds. So why would you bother? Getting a little time off to yourself is excellent therapy, and it will keep you out of the range of someone\'s sharp fangs.", 
"You can spend some serious cash today if you get carried away. The upside is that you can find some really good bargains. The downside is that you could end up spending way too much money on things that you don\'t need. Ask yourself \"Do I need this?\"", 
"You will have money on the mind today and you do have some good ideas. Write them down if you can\'t get to them today. You may be too busy playing taxi driver to spend too much time on your own needs. Everyone is asking for help getting from place to place.", 
"Communication is challenging today. Some of your relatives and loved ones have some strange ideas, and their moods are hard to judge properly. Be patient and tolerant and you can help them care for come to terms with a powerful life change.", 
"There are strange new people in your life, people who want to teach you things that you have avoided for some time. You may get into political, religious or spiritual debates with siblings, friends or acquaintances who think that they have a lock on the truth.", 
"You could be excused for believing that space aliens have taken over the minds and bodies of your loved ones, especially your relatives, who seem to be acting the oddest of all right now. The best thing is to keep silent if you are not sure what to say.", 
"You may not feel like getting together with a family member or loved one because they have been hitting your self-esteem buttons recently. But you will find that someone in your family circle has some good advice if you can get past your reaction to their critical approach.", 
"Don\'t be afraid to take a little extra time off for some good old fashioned fun right now. You may find you are in demand for activities that revolve around learning, communication, education, travel and some kind of sport. Groups of people are enjoyable today.", 
"Things may seem a little chaotic today. If you are going out for fun and leisure, take extra time to get from one place to the next. You may find there are special challenges with commuting, travel and parking, but you will have some fun when you finally arrive.", 
"You could have arguments or challenging moments with healthcare providers, medical professionals or relatives who are nagging you to get more physically active right now. You believe that you are moving around enough, thanks anyway,  but walking an extra block a day can\'t hurt.", 
"You may have to juggle your calendar between work, home and family responsibilities today. Someone may call on you for spiritual advice. You may be called into work on an important project, and instead of finding simple chaos, you\'ll find productive chaos instead.");

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