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var ar = new Array("Your life will take an interesting turn today. You are about to find out what your significant other, or a potential partner, really feels about you. You will take it better if you remember the positive things, and take any criticism as the loving feedback it is meant to be.", 
"If a friend walked out in anger recently, today he or she is likely to walk in sheepishly. It turns out that you were right on and no one can deny that now. If your friend did take your advice, chances are they are headed for recovery, and you'll feel awesome about that.", 
"Friends and associates come around suddenly and unexpectedly, and are now on your team, instead of on your back. You may find that they are anxious to make up for previous indiscretions, or have good ideas for improving their relationship with you.", 
"Spiritual doubts and metaphysical questions keep coming up into your daily life. You have doubts, or are dealing with the doubts of siblings, friends and acquaintances, but you may be spending far too much time on unanswerable questions right now.", 
"You are going deeper in your search for purpose and meaning. Suddenly you examine your deepest spiritual beliefs with wiser eyes. You are starting to see there is a wider range of philosophical truth than you have allowed yourself to consider in the past.", 
"Your spiritual intuition has always been good, but your energy is incredible right now. At least one companion is not comfortable with your outlook on life at the moment. The truth is they know they don\'t have either your vision or your commitment, and they worry about being left behind. ", 
"You are the center of attention today, and you are happy that others are following your lead without many questions, but make sure to make a special effort be a good listener anyway. Someone has incredibly good ideas that you can both profit from.", 
"There are confusing but potentially beneficial financial opportunities floating  up right now. Pick one idea, focus on the most innovative, helpful or humanitarian aspects of the challenge, and start working towards greater financial independence.", 
"You will have financial opportunities, even though some career or social events might be a bit challenging today. You may feel that there are not enough hours in the day to get things done, especially because the telephone keeps ringing off the hook.", 
"A family member could bring unexpected financial opportunities. You may be a bit leery of their ideas, but there is gold in the suggestion of a loved one, even if you have had some challenges in the past. Just avoid spending money on expensive recreational plans today.", 
"You are frustrated with telecommunications and computer equipment, and information you receive may not be trustworthy. Be sure to check information that relates to your health or daily lifestyle. You may be thinking about that home business idea.", 
"You are vulnerable to shooting your mouth off at just the wrong moment today. Be careful when you are with friends or groups of people where energies are high and when your guard is down. Someone could be hoping for a reaction that will embarrass you.", 
"Your telephone is ringing off the hook with people who want to gossip and that is just fine with you. You don\'t feel like working. You would rather be talking. Paperwork that you do today might have to be re-written tomorrow, and you will wonder \"Whatever was I thinking when I wrote that?\"", 
"Family members tend to be a bit cranky today, but you won\'t have to deal with them much. There is an opportunity to get away from home and relatives, and out with friends where you can forget about your worries and enjoy a little energetic fun. ", 
"You\'ll be a lot happier and more optimistic today. Working on cleaning, chores or home improvement projects could be a source of satisfaction to you this evening. It has the benefit of increasing your property values too, if you are a homeowner.", 
"You are itching to get out, to get away from the pressures of the workplace, and to have some fun. You may end up going out tonight with friends or companions in an exciting sport this evening. Just stay away from the office politics this afternoon.", 
"You can expect to hear good news from a friend or companion who has been trying to get pregnant. Your own chart is highly fertile and creative now, so watch yourself if you don\'t want an accidental addition to your family. Your energies are high today.", 
"If you are settled in a committed relationship, you may be discussing parenting today. If not, there is an opportunity to express your creative skills or talents. You may find that relatives or social authority figures are not supportive.", 
"You may be having stress right now, and can find relief in your religion or spiritual beliefs. Your intuition may be a bit off lately, because you have a tendency to be too pessimistic right now. Be positive, focus on things that are of true value to you.", 
"You have abundant energy today and can get a lot done. You will have an unexpected burst of energy that will help you get household chores finished. If you work out of the home, you may be investing in home networking or computer equipment.", 
"Your love life is in turmoil because your physical needs and spiritual values are at odds, and you are uncertain of yourself at the moment. This is a good day to put aside your differences, and just treasure each other\'s company. Do the chores and hammer out the budget another day.", 
"You have taken every vitamin remedy and new medical treatment, you have eaten raw oysters and eggs, but you still feel your passion waning. Don\'t worry so much, this is temporary. You will get your mojo moving again in no time. For now, rest time could work wonders.", 
"You may have misunderstandings about finances, investments or shared social values today. It is not a good day to make a point about a contentious social or political issue. Try to keep opinions modest, or at least phrase them in politically correct terms.", 
"You will be looking at making investments in your home, or on behalf of your family, that involve electronic devices, computer networks or the Internet. You might be looking at a new game system for your children, or even yourself. You are apt to be an impulsive buyer.", 
"If you are single you may meet the love partner you have been waiting for soon. If not, you may have fortunate encounters with people who boost your self-image in other ways. You really could use a healthy break from the daily routine. Walking works wonders.", 
"Don\'t leave everything to the last minute today. There are likely rewrites and dramatic changes of policy that shock everyone and take them by surprise. Miscommunications are possible. Digital, telecommunications and electronic devices are unstable and erratic.", 
"A leadership position or new responsibilities in your career have interesting and exciting implications, but not everyone is as supportive as you\'d thought. Your spouse or partner shows up today as needy and perhaps a little under the weather. Someone you love needs a hug.", 
"You are feeling slighted. Someone should have thanked you for a favor of some kind, but the recognition you are seeking may not happen. You may have to rethink your expectations. A connection with a group of influential people could benefit your career.");

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